coelasquid:

tastefullyoffensive:

by AxbyMag

This was a wild ride

tygalpin:

don’t let me into my zone

geno2925:

IT IS THE YEAR 2191

Nintendo is in trouble, because they don’t know what to name the new Mario Kart

Because Mario Kart 64 already exists

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

ceciliavonjoy:

shitpostgenerator:

I can’t believe there’s gonna be four of us assholes.

retiredjesus:

when u facetime ur ps4 so u can play and take a bath at the same time

sbnation:

Shaq puts his giant hand on a reporter’s tiny head.

onegirlinalltheworld:

“I’m one of the worst drivers I’ve ever seen. And I just want you all to know that if you’re ever on the highway behind me, uh… I hear you honking, and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.”

kreuzader:

hey-rogby:

kreuzader:

“ENOUGH!”

But it never was enough for sonic, his thirst for the king was absolute 

“ALEJATE DE MI NANDITO!!!!!!!!!!!!” yelled Soraya, she was gonna protect the King’s life at all costs

redditfront:

Rosetta stone does more than teach Spanish through immersion technology. It also teaches you how to be a dick

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

hey-rogby:

The heroes and their adventures

Call me Ronald